And What Did You Get For [Winter Holiday]?

A look back at the week that was…

· How hot were the Flesh Flicks of 2008? This hot.
· Forget Mrs. Claus—we’ll take Mrs. Conduct any day of the week.
· Gentlemen prefer “Blondstravaganza.”
· Learn the ABCs of Eliza Dushku’s boobs.
· Many small nations could be destroyed with the power of “Stoya Atomic Tease.”

Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

Stoya’s vagina has gone nuclear, & with that, any future pairings on film with the lovely Sasha Grey shall take on the intrigue & peril of a Pakistan-India cricket match. (In a blend of Indian & Israeli nuclear capability, I have always presumed Sasha’s kitty went atomic first, but remains unacknowledged as such.) I hope Setanta or some such picks up the rights to any Stoya-Sasha pairings, then.